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Colin , what a life we all live now,
No more shop work for you and looking after furniture sales, customers (I bet they can be a pain)
I had a mate in school and he wanted to join the Army "But " he could'nt get in for some reason so he got a job in a huge Liverpool Store call John Lewis, it at the time was a very upper class store with a lift to get customers from floor to floor And (get this) a lift boy, In uniform.
His job was to help people in the lift and announce floor by floor,
Anyway the next time we met i was on leave and felt a little bad because he didnt get in the Army and so i asked "hows the lift job going"
He said Oh the boss said to me one day the two words you dont want a boss to say,
"Your fired"
Why i asked?
Oh i got fed up with the job and one day i said "Going down Ladies underwear" and that was that, Fired.