What deed, thought, sight or what was said today that made you smile?

[Upsy Daisy]

Love it @Tjohn

 

[alp]

Ummm... this is not very ladylike, but it's just so funny

Suspected drug dealer breaks British record for the most days in custody while police wait for him to POO after spending 24 days in cells without moving his bowels

• Lamarr Chambers, 24, was arrested by Essex police on 17 January
• Since then he has not pooed as police wait for him to deposit Class A drugs
• Police say they will wait 'until he has done what we need him to do'
• Experts say 'there is only so long' that Chambers can 'hang on' for
  
  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...dealer-breaks-British-custody-poo-record.html
  
  Have a giggle, but have a thought for what all that drug could do to quite a lot of people. Very sad that drug gangs go everywhere ..

 

[Upsy Daisy]

!!!....but also a little bit of ... too!

 

[Tjohn]

Ummm... this is not very ladylike, but it's just so funny

Suspected drug dealer breaks British record for the most days in custody while police wait for him to POO after spending 24 days in cells without moving his bowels

• Lamarr Chambers, 24, was arrested by Essex police on 17 January
• Since then he has not pooed as police wait for him to deposit Class A drugs
• Police say they will wait 'until he has done what we need him to do'
• Experts say 'there is only so long' that Chambers can 'hang on' for
  
  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...dealer-breaks-British-custody-poo-record.html
  
  Have a giggle, but have a thought for what all that drug could do to quite a lot of people. Very sad that drug gangs go everywhere ..

I would like to know who keep statistics on things like that....

 

[MaryMary]

Seems like they could speed things up a bit by giving that man a salad with an oil-based dressing. Maybe some fresh fruit.

It's not unheard of for a human to go longs periods of time without a movement.
I just didn't think you could do it voluntarily!!

Here we report a case with severe fecal impaction who did not defecate for 75 days. We treated this patient with vegetable oil, Chinese traditional medicine and enema in sequence. After 12 days of therapy, she evacuated https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2879854/

 

[alp]

Oh gawd! 75 days. This piece of dreg might resort to lawyers to get him off the knick! I thought they said you couldn't hold a person for that long.

Just made me laugh so much! Sad that people will risk others' lives by flogging dangerous substances and sad that people chase the thrill by abusing their bodies with such filth. My ebac is on, with 2 towels on top...

 

[alp]

I would like to know who keep statistics on things like that....

The police! They have to for those who have swallowed drugs or diamonds! !

We are so normal that we don't know people like these exist!

 

[Tjohn]

 

[alp]

Well, still got 3 left!

Exactly the tyre we need to replace soon.

 

[MaryMary]

 

[MaryMary]

 

[alp]

Its face says it all!

 

[Tjohn]

I've seen this many times and it still cracks me up.....

 

[MaryMary]

@Tjohn, I love that!! Reminds me of my favorite tongue twister!



Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau saw, he sought to saw.

Oh, the wood Wood would saw!

And what a woodsaw Wood would saw with!

Once Esau Wood's woodsaw would saw no wood, he sought a saw that would saw wood. In the woods, Esau saw a saw saw wood like no other woodsaw Wood saw would saw wood.

Now Esau Wood saws wood with the woodsaw he saw saw wood in the woods.

 

[alp]

@Tjohn, I love that!! Reminds me of my favorite tongue twister!



Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau saw, he sought to saw.

Oh, the wood Wood would saw!

And what a woodsaw Wood would saw with!

Once Esau Wood's woodsaw would saw no wood, he sought a saw that would saw wood. In the woods, Esau saw a saw saw wood like no other woodsaw Wood saw would saw wood.

Now Esau Wood saws wood with the woodsaw he saw saw wood in the woods.