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Reminds me of my photo of a topless waitress.





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Driving along on my usual route yesterday to get to my errands, I moved over to check my cell and looked up to find a beautiful sight. took a few shots with my cell. One day I will always bring my camera with me. but they turned out nice, I think. anyway here is one of them.
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The disbelief of some, at the fact that Simona Halep pasted Serena Williams 6-2, 6-2. In the Wimbledon final.

It's an accepted fact in any raquet sport that, "if you can get the ball back, you can't lose."

Serena is only interested in the Grand Slms, the big money toyrnaments, whereas Halep and the rest of the top players are willing to travel all over the World. week in, week, out, playing the less remunerative tour events.

it came as no surprise to me that Serena was outplayed. In the rounds opposing players were intimidated by her speed of shot. Halep demonstrated that if you mix it up and get her moving from side to side, her lack of fitness would be her downfall.
She was unaffected by the agressive shouting of Serena when she won a few points.
 

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Hi,

Thanks DM. If I modified a similar car I would also add a Bazooka on the boot lid; the front gun would be useful whilst following pedal cyclists up through Flockton village where there are double white lines most of the way to Grange Moor; the Bazooka I'd cheerfully deploy against tailgaters. :banghead::banghead::banghead:

I've just bought a TIG welder so could modify our Skoda Yeti. ;)

Kind regards, Colin.
 
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An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks him,“What's wrong?”
The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.
“Oh bejaysus," the man says. “Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?”
The boy replies,“No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on me mind at the moment..”
 

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