What deed, thought, sight or what was said today that made you smile?

[alp]

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Brilliant! If we lived forever, governments might device a way to shorten our lives.

 

[Tjohn]

 

[smellycat]

What a wonderful thread. I like happy.

I Joined today and so far the reading has made me happy. Seem like a good group of folks.
Someone joined right before me(was on the message board), dont think he/she will be returning anytime soon. Lucky you.. hahahahaha I'm probably not going anywhere for a while. MY happy thought today.... graph paper and seed catalogs DROOL.

 

[David from Dothan]

Applicant goes in for a job interview........
CEO: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Applicant: "Sitting in your chair.....but asking better questions."

 

[DirtMechanic]

 

[waretrop]

I went into a dollar store to get a few diaper pins....I asked the cute young fella where the diaper pins were......He replied, "I don't know what diaper pins are".....WOW..I stopped in my tracks and laughed......

"What was I ever thinking?"....I also asked him "Did you ever think that one day along time ago they didn't have plastic diapers?" He replied, " and what were they made of, material...?" I said, "YES"... there was dead silence...

I quickly changed the subject to 'safety pins".. GOT THEM....It really made me laugh...

 

[DirtMechanic]

 

[Tetters]

s://biggeekdad.com/2012/01/three-german-shepherds-in-a-bar/#.WO6ABM-fJ8g.gmail

 

[marlingardener]

Money can't buy happiness, unless you are at a garden store.
How true, how true!

 

[Colin]

Hi,

Applicant goes in for a job interview........
CEO: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Applicant: "Sitting in your chair.....but asking better questions."

Nice one David and what a coincidence. Whilst in a store shopping early this morning I was having an interesting discussion with the guy who cleans the store floor; this guy is forever trying to convince me the world is flat quoting things like water is always level to which I reply strange when water is poured onto a ball the water doesn't sit level so you can guess the level of this discussion; I've also asked him if he walks directly in a straight line he will eventually fall off the edge of the earth and how would he return home without turning about face; I then asked him where he thought he would be in five years; his reply was "still operating this floor cleaning machine" now he was talking my language.

Kind regards, Colin.

 

[DirtMechanic]

Hi,



Nice one David and what a coincidence. Whilst in a store shopping early this morning I was having an interesting discussion with the guy who cleans the store floor; this guy is forever trying to convince me the world is flat quoting things like water is always level to which I reply strange when water is poured onto a ball the water doesn't sit level so you can guess the level of this discussion; I've also asked him if he walks directly in a straight line he will eventually fall off the edge of the earth and how would he return home without turning about face; I then asked him where he thought he would be in five years; his reply was "still operating this floor cleaning machine" now he was talking my language.

Kind regards, Colin.

So @Colin with age comes cynicism? That was a sharp one!

 

[DirtMechanic]

 

[Tjohn]

 

[DirtMechanic]

I hops so too!

 

[DirtMechanic]