Good morning!
It was hot last night. I woke up in my birthday's suit and I didn't even know why I took it off. Did a lot of cleaning of the front of the lean to. Wish I had at least a bifold door or a 3 pane one.
Perki - some people can be very rich, but your happiness might be happier than his and your soul richer! I hope you charge well. Remember, he's a different league!

My brugmansias have been doing nothing. They were at the top shelf enjoying plenty of light. What can I do to make it flower please? This year, I have had no bird of paradise flowering. My old Wisteria is sulking me! A Cherry tree is not happy, showing its sting by carrying ONE fruit! I don't want to put any fruit trees in the allotment as the birds are very hungry there. Vegs are not happiest there as they are covered with holes and spots. So only beans, sweet corns, potatoes,, carrots and parsnips.
Heat has brought on thousands of bloon in this pure white cistus
Quechee??
I was gutted to see some nasty snapping the stem of this beautiful iris - resembling Tulip Festival but it's quite a bit shorter. What a daff idea to call iris tulip Festival!
Broadway Star!
This is supposed to be ORANGE! A shame!
Stipa gigantea very happy!
You might help your irises by watering them. If the plants are ready to bloom, a bit of watering will always help. This year, all my irises are bigger, happier because of the rain. Even the blue ones come in a cluster of blooms. I think the chocolate one is called Quechee - apparently very popular with Chelsea. I am glad that there is a virtual tour of Chelsea rather people losing their star shows and us twitching our fingers. I think you might need a lot of fleeces! I am dreading it too, but the vehicles outside and the terrible 13 hours of heat will mitigate it a bit. At least, no frost is predicted. I am going to use a lace curtain to cover my new plants outdoors.
Fasciation in this peony
Yesterday, I thought I was in Butlins - it was so noisy. You see, before this renter came along, we didn't go out in the garden, but this year, we spent a lot of time in the garden and have had now 6 raised beds and it was soooooo noisy. I so wanted to escape to the country, especially when some idiots turned up the bass of their amplifiers! Typical idiot who didn't know it would do irreparable damage to his/her eardrums! It was about 4 doors away. A lot of renters here in this area, mostly self-employed. Before, we wouldn't be able to hear people talking to their children. Apparently, all houses might have been split and a lot of 2nd floors have now been let out and loads of children live around here and they screamed and screamed yesterday. Lockdown didn't apply here! I kept hearing one woman shouting, "Now, guys, ....." several times
Lordy - all hot days and no rain!
You're too late, Perki! The Twister are already in various borders. I will have to dig up some lilies to make way for the plants that I want. Very bad but land is at a premium!