MaryMary
Quite Contrary
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- May 17, 2016
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On the Weather Channel, they were asking people to finish this sentence - "It's so cold that____________" and had people sending joke lines in to them and they were airing people's answers every now and then between updates.
The one that got me - "It's so cold that - the bars are closed in Wisconsin!!" The horror! I bartended for 10 years up in Columbus. One year we were under a Level 3 snow emergency, pretty much blizzard conditions - and people were walking to the bar to drink!! Laughing, "Well, I'm not allowed to go to work, what else is there to do?!!" A couple of them lived in the same neighborhood, and met up at the bar saying, "I wondered if it was your tracks I was walking in, thanks for breaking the trail!!"
For the bars to be closed, well, that's saying something!!
The one that got me - "It's so cold that - the bars are closed in Wisconsin!!" The horror! I bartended for 10 years up in Columbus. One year we were under a Level 3 snow emergency, pretty much blizzard conditions - and people were walking to the bar to drink!! Laughing, "Well, I'm not allowed to go to work, what else is there to do?!!" A couple of them lived in the same neighborhood, and met up at the bar saying, "I wondered if it was your tracks I was walking in, thanks for breaking the trail!!"
For the bars to be closed, well, that's saying something!!
LEVEL 3: All roadways are closed to non-emergency personnel. No one should be driving during these conditions unless it is absolutely necessary to travel or a personal emergency exists. All employees should contact their employer to see if they should report to work. Those traveling on the roads may subject themselves to arrest. https://www.weathersafety.ohio.gov/SnowEmergencyClassifications.aspx