Can someone help ID these bugs?

[DirtMechanic]

I was getting bullied for sweets at school so I melted some chocolate and mixed in some caraway seeds.

The next day the bully filled his mouth with them before asking what he was eating.

I told him they were chocolate covered ants....

He never bothered me for sweets again

Intelligence can be a curse you know. Once, as a very young man, I was cornered by a gang of eskimos, and found some arctic dessication effect on animal dung which I flung at them and they fled as if hit by kryptonite. I suppose it is WHAT you know but in your case I suspect the influence of WHO you know as @Tetters seems to have the even keel.

 

[zigs]

I was cornered by a gang of eskimos

Not many people can drop that line into a conversation

 

[DirtMechanic]

Not many people can drop that line into a conversation

It gets weird out on the edges.