Garden related jokes

[claudine]

GardenElixir, this is such a cute cartoon, it made me smile. Poor dead beet
I found something too:

 

[Tradewinds]

Loved the cartoons, thanks!

 

[claudine]

Here is another funny cartoon, it's about a plant that wants to fall in love :

 

[Oakster]

A small boy is helping his grandfather dig up potatoes.
"What I want to know" he says, "is why you buried the damn things in the first place."

 

[ACSAPA]

I found this and wasn't sure to post it with the flower humour so I thought I'd start a new thread-

Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"Why, I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement."

That's pretty funny. Best Dried Arrangement. You could have posted it with the flower humor. I put all kinds of gardening jokes in that thread, even vegetable humor.

 

[ACSAPA]

GardenElixir, this is such a cute cartoon, it made me smile. Poor dead beet
I found something too:

Female root vegetables are such catty b-tches.

 

[DonnaIReilly]

I used to be a gardener.
But I lost the plot.

 

[Oakster]

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold out here!

 

[Amalia]

A: How do you tell a dogwood tree from a redwood tree?
B: I don't know! How?
A:Because of its bark!

 

[ACSAPA]

A: How do you tell a dogwood tree from a redwood tree?
B: I don't know! How?
A:Because of its bark!

That's a pretty corny pun but it's kind of cute.

 

[Amalia]

Yes, I know, that's why I found it cute
When do you know a banana wants to dance?

When you see a banana shake!

 

[claudine]

Lol, I'm not sure if this cartoon is funny, if I was this girl, I'd much rather get real roses :

 

[DonnaIReilly]

This just made me giggle -

I heard about people talking to their plants so I went out and bought one.
I haven't watered it for a week now.
Oh it'll talk. Eventually

 

[claudine]

Haha, it's really funny, DonnalReilly. I feel sorry for the plant though

I like this:

 

[ACSAPA]

Haha, it's really funny, DonnalReilly. I feel sorry for the plant though

I like this:

That's kind of sweet. I like the detailed way the whole root system is drawn.