Sorry that's funny. I'm interested in gardening. I try not to be on forums too much. I get sucked in and next thing you know I've spent too many hour overthinking or spending time on my computer. Couple years ago I was planning a larger garden. But our soil is such hard clay like, it became really difficult for a newbie. Without folks in my area to help, I gave up. Had some decent tomatoes and corn. But felt it was more work then it was worth. Now that I have a raised garden bed, things might go a bit less laborious. No tilling hard clay soil for one!!! I find out my wife only likes lettuce/Kale/Bok Choy, I thought go smaller. Plus my canaries need lots of greens. Raised bed seems like a better option. Nothing to be suspicious about.